Dad’s Plan
July 12th, 2009
TJ
OK, so I stole this image from a Facebook contact, but this diagram explains my plan when an unexpected Momma outage occurs.
Act II Scene IV
The Mrs. is ready for a night on the town. The Mr., wearing an egg-stained white t-shirt and frayed cotton shorts, slumps on the couch.
The Mrs. – I’m going out with “the ladies” tonight, do you two have everything you need?
The Mr. – Why, yes we do. Go on. Have yourself a grand time. My good buddy J.D. is coming over.
The Mrs. – Oh how sweet, you two are gonna watch the hit T.V. show Scrubs together.
The Mr. – Yeah, something like that.
